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Proudly Canadian
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I Am Canadian

Proudly Canadian   1. Smarties
Proudly Canadian   2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
Proudly Canadian   3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
Proudly Canadian   4. Baseball is Canadian
Proudly Canadian   5. Lacrosse is Canadian
Proudly Canadian   6. Hockey is Canadian
Proudly Canadian   7. Basketball is Canadian
Proudly Canadian   8. Apple pie is Canadian
Proudly Canadian   9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
Proudly Canadian   10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass & Krispy Kreme Too
Proudly Canadian   11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who
was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
Proudly Canadian   12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
Proudly Canadian   13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
Proudly Canadian   14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
Proudly Canadian   15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
Proudly Canadian   16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
Proudly Canadian   17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
Proudly Canadian   18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
Proudly Canadian   19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
Proudly Canadian   20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
Proudly Canadian   21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
Proudly Canadian   22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
Proudly Canadian   23. A Canadian invented Superman.
Proudly Canadian   24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

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Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

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